"Welcome visitor! I'm glad you have found my 'Dream Cache'. This fortress is nothing but fantasy and images of my dreams and favorite things. Depending on who you are, you may find priceless treasures here, or you may simply not care. In either case, you are still cordially invited to wander wherever you please. You're my special guest, so feel at home!

Sorry to leave you alone, but I have some business to attend. If you need me, for any reason, just blow out the candle in the lamp below!"